Cooler than Richard Simmons in a tube top
Georgia is a crackwhore!
You plus Me plus Keyboard equals Love | Butchering the English language since 1989... | I'm Satan's Best Friend | Screw Vogue! Lets get vain. Strike a pose... | My Best Friend is so much hotter than yours... | the best underoo's in the world | Bush owes me money | Stalk Me | Sign it, brah...

Stefanie Nix rules everything. (I spy a blatant lie...) Stefanie Nix is a rhyming fiend.  Stefanie Nix is writing in third person for a reason unknown to even herself. 
 
 

What's shakin'?

Sneaky Pete...your Emcee for the Evening
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Dorien's talkin' about gettin' it on while Nick is askin' to use the John...

You would think I would clear all the old stuff off this page but you know what? I WON'T DO IT EVER!   
 
And in the words of the famed Robert Van Winkle Word to ya mutha'
 
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I'm updating because Kaila told me too and when I don't do what Kaila tells me to, that bitch beats me up. Hahahaha...
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I ordered Saves The Day tickets. Yes, I am a cool kid now. But don't let that deturr you from buying me stuff I'm still totally serious about the metal show.
 
P.S. 'Deturr'??
 
Dear God,
 
Why can't I spell things right? I pray and pray that one day I can but it never happens. Thanks a lot. Jerk.
 
sincerely,
 
me
 
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So woot woot to Hannah and Krissan for visiting this facsimile of a sham. or 'rock out [like a monkey]'  if thats what the kids are saying these days, which I suspect they ARE!
.....hoodlums!
 
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I update and you don't even care do you. Fine, IT'S OVER BETWEEN US.
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Things It Is Vital That You Do
 
1) Don't be such an asshole and just hook me up with a LJ code.
 
2) Buy me a new camera
 
3) Buy me tickets to Saves The Day or you could take me to the one featuring Slayer because metal is my life. ...Haha *jumps on bed and does air guitar*
 
 
 
 
 
 

Striking fear into the hearts of millions...
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